Spooky season is right around the corner and to help you prep for all of those lovely Halloween Instagram captions you’re soon going to make to your followers about all things Hallow’s Eve, we decided to make it a bit easier on you. It’s because we love you, duh.
Funny Instagram Halloween Captions
Eat, drink, and be scary!
If you’ve got it, haunt it.
Keep calm and carry a wand.
Ghouls just wanna have fun.
Who runs the world? Ghouls.
Witch better have my candy.
Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
Halloween Movie Instagram Captions
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” — Dani, Hocus Pocus
“You frightened me. Do it again!” — Morticia, The Addams Family
“Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” — Emily, Corpse Bride
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” — Wednesday, The Addams Family
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Sheriff Leigh Brackett, Halloween
“There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” — The Nightmare Before Christmas
“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” — Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” –Beetlejuice
“Halloween is cool.” –Halloweentown
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” –Hocus Pocus
“I see dead people.” –The Sixth Sense
“I’m a mouse, duh.” –Mean Girls
“Hi! I’m Chucky. Want to play?” –Child’s Play
“Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” – Halloweentown
“Be afraid… Be very afraid.” –The Fly
“Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!” — Hocus Pocus
“Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Halloweentown
“I’ve got friends on the other side.” —Princess and the Frog
“Viewer beware, you’re in for a scare.” —Goosebumps
“Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends.” —Hocus Pocus
“We all go a little mad sometimes.” —Psycho
Cute Halloween Instagram Captions
Psst … this isn’t a Halloween costume.
This is where the magic happens.
Every day is Halloween, isn’t it?
Double, double toil and trouble!
Something wicked this way comes.
I put a spell on you and now you’re mine!
Are you afraid of the dark?
Everything’s better with a little magic.
Eat, drink, and be scary!
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
“It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.” —Michael Jackson
“This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” —Marilyn Manson
“What’s in your head?” —The Cranberries
“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” —Rihanna
“Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS —Ray Parker Jr.
“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” —Andrew Gold
“Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” —David Bowie
“Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.” —Dusty Springfield
“She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.” —Stevie Nicks
“Must be the season of the witch.” —Donovan
“I always feel like somebody’s watching me.” —Rockwell
“Heads will roll … on the floor.” —Yeah Yeah Yeahs
“When we all fall asleep, where do we go?” —Billie Eilish
“Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.” —The Black Key
Halloween Instagram Captions with Emojis
I need to be home before midnight…👠🎃
We trick or treat, 🌧 or ☀️.
We have a new 🎃 in the patch!
Sorry I’m ⚰, I have a cold.
Who you gonna 📞? 👻busters!
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