75+ Funny Instagram Captions When You Need Them
Check out these 75 ideas for funny captions for any kind of following. Whether your account is good and clean or a bit on the cheekier side, we have you covered.Ā

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Alex RosoneFunny Instagram Captions for Selfies
- The bags under my eyes are Gucci.
- Some days I amaze myself. Today is not one of those days.
- If I donāt post a picture, did it even really happen?
- Maybe sheās born with it, maybe itās the filter.
- I got 99 problems but a bad angle aināt one.
- PSA: I did not wake up like this.
- More issues than Vogue.
- Felt cute. Will not be deleting later.
- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
- I put the āproā in procrastinate.
- Even I donāt believe myself when I say Iāll be ready in 5 minutes.
- Iām just a girl standing in front of a camera asking if this is Instagram-worthy?
- I call this hairstyle āI tried.ā
- Does this selfie make my ego look big?
- I know that looks arenāt everything, but I have them just in case.
- If I was funny, Iād have a better Instagram caption for this.
- Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
- Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an expertās opinion.
- They call it a āselfieā because ānarcissisticā is too hard to spell.
General Funny Instagram Captions
- My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I have to do.
- Wine + Dinner = Winner
- I donāt care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
- You canāt live a full life on an empty stomach.
- Friday, my second favorite F word.
- If you canāt remember my name, just say āchocolateā ⦠Iāll turn around.
- Got a new phone today, my old phone failed the swimming test.
- Can Bob the Builder fix my bad attitude?
- Do I run? Yes, Out of time, patience and money.
- Reality called, so I hung up.
- I know the voices in my head arenāt real ⦠but sometimes their ideas are awesome.
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- Iām in desperate need of a 6-month vacation ⦠twice a year.
- Iām on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
- How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
- Anyone else thing hashtags look like waffles?
- There may be no excuse for laziness, but Iām still looking.
- You couldnāt handle me even if I came with instructions.
- When nothing goes right, go left.
- Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iām not so sure.
- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!
- Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
- You donāt have to like me. Iām not a Facebook status.
- I donāt want to go to heaven. None of my friends will end up there.
- I donāt need a man ⦠I need a margarita and a tan.
- Wine is always the answer. What was the question again?
- Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?
- Donāt worry, Be-yonce.
- Only dead fish go with the flow.
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- I put my best foot forward, then my worst foot after that, then my best foot again.
- People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside.
- If I ever let my head down, itās just to admire my shoes.
- The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
- Before you judge me, try walking a mile in my shoes so you can see how little I care and how good it feels to be a mile away from you.
- Itās okay if you donāt like me. Not everyone has good taste.
- If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.
- Donāt worry about what people think. They donāt do it very often.
- Iām like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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- I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
- Just dropped my new single! Itās me. Iām single.
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- Another fine day ruined by responsibilitiesā¦
Funny Couple Captions for Instagram
- Thank you, Tinder
- We go together like hot sauce and everything.
- Swiped right, now itās for life.
- Thanks for being so good at killing spiders.
- I like you even when Iām hungry.
- I love you ALMOST as much as tacos.
- Youāre the only person I would share my snacks with.
- It wasnāt love at first sight but we turned out okay.
- I love you more than pizza and thatās saying a lot.
- Heās not perfect, but at least heās not from my hometown.
- I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
- I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
- With great love comes great expenses.
- Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
- Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday⦠yesterday you were pretty annoying.
- Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think ⦠Damn, he is one lucky man.
- I used to be innocent until he/she/they came along.
Funny Instagram Captions for Friends
- Crazy friends are the best friends.
- Youāre the ketchup to my mustard.
- My best friend has seen the good, the bad, and the ugly sides of me.
- If no one ālikesā this post, I know my bestie will.
- I hope weāre friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through wall and scare people.
- Youāre the Oprah to my Gayle.
- I donāt know whatās tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
- We go together like peanut butter and jelly.
- If I did not drink, how would my friends know I love them at 2 am?
- I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other.
- True friends donāt judge each other. They judge other people ⦠together.
- Best friends donāt care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
- Friends buy your lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
- Friends donāt let friends do stupid things ⦠alone.


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