100+ naughty christmas captions for instagram

All I want this Christmas is you... and some mistletoe to help us be naughty.

Tis the season to be naughty and nice.

I know I'm on the naughty list, but I'm still hoping for some presents.

I may be a little naughty this year... but at least I'll have fun doing it.

I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas with you by my side.

Santa knows when I've been naughty... and I'm okay with that.

Dear Santa, define 'naughty'.

Being good is overrated... let's be naughty instead.

Forget the milk and cookies, Santa. I've got something naughtier for you.

The only gift I want this year is you... wrapped in a big, red bow.

Naughty or nice, I still get presents.

On the naughty list and lovin' it.

This Christmas, bring on the mischief.

May your holiday season be extra naughty.

Kiss me under the mistletoe, you naughty thing.

Checking off the naughty list, one day at a time.

Why be nice when you can be naughty?

I solemnly swear I've been naughty.

Christmas is better with a little bit of mischief.

Let's get naughty this holiday season.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.

May your Christmas be like my underwear... naughty and nice.

I'm only naughty on days that end in 'y'.

Dear Santa, I can explain...

Christmas: the only time of year when it's okay to be naughty.

All I want for Christmas is an endless supply of coal... so I can keep being naughty all year long.

I don't always get coal for Christmas... but when I do, I burn it.

Jingle all the way... to the naughty list!

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to be a little bit naughty.

This Christmas, let's make like cookies and be naughty in the sheets.

Baby, it's cold outside... so let's stay in and be naughty.

You're my Christmas present... the naughty kind.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings... and I get a little bit naughtier.

All I want for Christmas is you... and for Santa to look the other way.

I love you more than all the presents under the tree... and that's saying something.

The only thing on my wish list this year is more time to be naughty with you.

Christmas is better with you by my side... especially when we're being naughty together.

You're the reason for the season... the naughty, naughty reason.

If being naughty means spending more time with you, then I don't want to be nice.

Tangled in Christmas lights and your arms... what could be naughtier?

Caption this... the naughtier, the better.

Naughty or nice? Let me know in the comments!

I'm feeling extra naughty this Christmas... what about you?

Finish the sentence: All I want for Christmas is...

How should I celebrate being on the naughty list this year?

Fill in the blank: It's not Christmas until ____.

I'm making a list and checking it twice... and I'm not sharing it with Santa.

I'm feeling a little bit naughty this holiday season... care to join me?

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done during the holidays?

It's not Christmas without a little bit of mischief... agree or disagree?

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. - Gary Allen

You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout... I'm telling you why. - Santa Claus is Coming to Town

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake... he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. - Santa Claus is Coming to Town

I've been an angel all year... except for this week. - Unknown

It's the most wonderful time of the year... and by wonderful, I mean naughty. - Unknown

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing... a ring. - Eartha Kitt

Give me something naughty to unwrap this Christmas. - Unknown

There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting... and caroling out in the snow... and parties for hosting... unless you're on the naughty list. - Christmas Don't Be Late

Mistletoe hanging from the chandelier... let's be jolly. - Unknown

Christmas comes around just once a year... thank god. - Unknown

'Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.' - Home Alone

'Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!' - The Grinch

'Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.' - Calvin Coolidge

'Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.' - Norman Vincent Peale

'Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values.' - Thomas S. Monson

'One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.' - Andy Rooney

'Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.' - Charles M. Schulz

'May your walls know joy, may every room hold laughter, and every window open to great possibility.' - Mary Anne Radmacher

'Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.' - Helen Steiner Rice

'Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.' - Janice Maeditere