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funny sexual captions for instagram

100+ funny sexual captions for instagram

Writing funny sexual captions for Instagram can greatly increase engagement on your posts. Humor is a powerful tool to grab attention and make your content more shareable. With these caption templates, you'll be able to create hilarious and witty captions that will have your audience laughing and commenting.

We understand that coming up with funny sexual captions can be challenging. That's why we've curated a list of the best, funniest, and most entertaining captions for you to use. Whether you're looking for short and snappy captions or ones with lyrics or quotes, we've got you covered!

Best funny sexual captions for instagram

Looking for the best funny sexual captions? Look no further! These captions are guaranteed to make your audience laugh and engage with your posts. Get ready for a fun-filled and hilarious Instagram experience!

I like my coffee like I like my sex: hot and steamy!

Let's turn up the heat and get naughty 🔥

Life's too short to be serious, let's have some fun!

Feeling naughty today? Join the club!

Laughter is the best foreplay 😂

Sorry, but my mind is always in the gutter 😜

Warning: These captions may cause uncontrollable laughter!

Who needs a valentine when I've got a great sense of humor?

Funny and flirty, that's my caption game!

Prepare to laugh till your abs hurt!

Short funny sexual captions for instagram

Short and sweet is the way to go with funny sexual captions. These concise captions pack a punch and leave a lasting impact on your audience. Get ready to make them laugh in just a few words!

Oops, did I just make your mind go wild?

Keep calm and dirty talk on.

Sorry, not sorry for my dirty mind.

Get ready to blush 😏

Just a reminder that I have a filter, it's called a sense of humor!

Warning: may cause spontaneous bursts of laughter.

The shorter the caption, the dirtier the mind!

Let's get straight to the point: I'm hilarious!

Life's too short for boring captions!

Leave a little sparkle (and laughter) wherever you go.

Funny funny sexual captions for instagram

In need of some funny and witty sexual captions? Look no further! These captions will tickle your funny bone and keep your audience entertained. Get ready for some giggles and snorts!

Sex without laughter is like food without flavor.

Friday nights are for making bad decisions and even worse captions!

When life gets hard, just remember that so am I 😉

Why be moody when you can shake your booty?

I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together 😉

If at first, you don't succeed, change your caption!

Sex appeal without humor is like a car without gas.

If you can make someone laugh, you can make them do anything!

My sense of humor gets me in trouble, but it's totally worth it!

The key to a great caption? A pinch of humor and a whole lot of naughtiness!

Cute funny sexual captions for instagram

Looking for cute and humorous sexual captions? You're in the right place! These captions will add a touch of sweetness to your posts while still keeping things light-hearted and funny. Get ready for some adorable laughs!

Can't keep calm when I'm around you, it's a real problem!

Every love story is beautiful, but ours is the funniest!

You're the cheese to my macaroni and the laughter to my captions!

Life is better with cuddles, laughter, and a little bit of naughtiness 😏

Love is in the air, and so is my sense of humor!

You're the punchline to all my jokes and the smile in my captions.

A little sweetness, a little spice, and a whole lot of laughter!

You had me at 'let's make funny captions together.'

Our love is like a good joke, it never gets old!

I love you more than I love coming up with clever captions, and that's saying a lot!

Engaging funny sexual captions for instagram

Want to create engaging sexual captions that spark conversations and interactions? We've got you covered! These captions are designed to captivate your audience and encourage them to join in on the fun. Get ready for some lively discussions!

Finish this sentence: 'I'm in the mood for...' 😉

Tag someone who always makes you laugh!

Caption contest: Come up with the funniest caption for this photo!

Fill in the blank: 'My sense of humor is as dirty as ________.'

Comment with your favorite funny emoji!

Let's play a game: Add a funny caption to this photo!

Describe your sense of humor using only emojis!

If laughter is the best medicine, we're all doctors here!

Tag someone who needs a good laugh today!

Finish this sentence: 'I can't resist someone who ________.'

funny sexual captions for instagram with Lyrics

Looking for sexual captions with lyrics? You're in luck! These captions combine the power of music and humor to create hilarious and catchy captions that will leave your audience singing along. Get ready to add some rhythm to your posts!

I don't want no scrub, scrub is a caption that can't get no love.

I'm in love with the shape of you and the wit of your captions.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture and caption it like a comedian!

Cause darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a funny caption.

I'm bringing caption back, yeah! Them other captions don't know how to act.

I like big captions and I cannot lie.

We're going to caption this love and make it memorable!

I wanna dance with somebody who can come up with funny captions!

All you need is love, laughter, and a catchy caption!

We don't need no caption control, let the laughter unfold!

Quotes for funny sexual captions for instagram

Looking for sexual captions with quotes? Look no further! These captions combine the wisdom of famous quotes with the humor of sexual innuendos. Get ready for some thought-provoking and giggle-inducing captions!

In the end, we only regret the captions we didn't write. - Oscar Wilde

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we caption it. - Charles R. Swindoll

The only way to do great captions is to love what you caption. - Steve Jobs

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot caption. - Walter Bagehot

If you want to caption funny things, you have to be funny. - Joan Rivers

A good caption is like a mini skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the subject matter. - Marilyn Monroe

The secret to captioning is knowing when to be funny and when to be naughty. - Albert Einstein

Caption like nobody's watching. - Christopher Poindexter

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they caption by. - Douglas Adams

Humor is a drug. The same way sex, drugs, and alcohol are. - Dick Gregory