100+ funny new york captions for instagram

New York: Where dreams come true...unless you sleep past brunch.

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of...and so are the screeching subway sounds.

Walking the streets of New York with an umbrella is like playing real-life Frogger.

The only time I'm a morning person is in New York...because breakfast sandwiches are always a good idea.

In a city of dreams and skyscrapers, I'm just trying not to trip over my own feet.

New York, where every street corner has the potential to become a fashion runway.

N.Y.C. = Never Your Comfort zone.

Life is short, but the line for cronuts is forever in New York.

Just another day in the concrete jungle, where coffee fuels the madness.

New York is like a box of pizza – there's something for everyone.

City that never sleeps.

Concrete jungle vibes.

Empire State of mind.

Lost in Manhattan.

Central Park wanderlust.

Taxi, please!

Brooklyn bound.

Skyscraper dreams.

Broadway lights, camera, action!

Yellow cabs and city vibes.

Sorry, I don't speak subway delay.

New York is my perfect match: high-maintenance and full of surprises.

Trying to find parking in New York is like hunting for unicorns.

New York, where the bagels are more famous than most celebrities.

Warning: May spontaneously break into a Times Square dance routine.

Living the New York dream, one hot dog at a time.

New York: Where 'may I take your order?' turns into a 20-minute saga.

Lost in the city, but found my sanity on a rooftop.

There are two types of people in New York: those who walk and those who walk with attitude.

New York: Where a pigeon has more followers than I do.

New York stole my heart and refuses to give it back.

Exploring the city hand in hand.

Puppies and pretzels make New York extra cute.

The city that never sleeps...but naps every now and then.

Cuddling under the city lights.

Finding love in the concrete jungle.

Walking with my head in the clouds and a smile on my face.

New York: Where dreams and cupcakes come true.

Adventures are better when shared in the city that never stops.

Falling in love with New York, one pigeon at a time.

What's your favorite hidden gem in New York?

Tell me your most memorable subway encounter below!

If you could live in any New York movie, which would it be?

Tag a friend you want to explore Central Park with!

Share your favorite NYC slice joint below!

Tell me your craziest New York taxi story in the comments!

Who else feels like a small fish in a big pond in New York?

What's your go-to spot for skyline views in the city?

Tag someone who always gets lost in the subway!

Share your favorite New York neighborhood and why!

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of...♪

Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today...♪

New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made...♪

Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world...♪

If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere...♪

In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of...♪

Bright lights, big city, gonna set my soul...♪

I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps...♪

Big lights will inspire you...♪

This city's a jungle, better keep your head up...♪

"I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of New York's skyline." - Ayn Rand

"The city seen from the Queensboro Bridge is always the city seen for the first time, in its first wild promise of all the mystery and the beauty in the world." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

"One belongs to New York instantly, one belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years." - Tom Wolfe

"New York is not a city, but a world." - Alexander Nanau

"New York is the meeting place of the peoples, the only city where you can hardly find a typical American." - Djuna Barnes

"New York is the biggest collection of villages in the world." - Alistair Cooke

"New York is an ugly city, a dirty city. Its climate is a scandal, its politics are used to frighten children, its traffic is madness, its competition is murderous. But there is one thing about it – once you have lived in New York and it has become your home, no place else is good enough." - John Steinbeck

"New York was never built for the faint-hearted." - Jane Mendelsohn

"New York is the place where the future comes to rehearse." - Peter Julian Robin Morgan

"New York is the city of ambition, where you have to fight to get what you want." - Diana Vreeland