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funny alcohol captions for instagram

100+ funny alcohol captions for instagram

Writing captivating captions is essential for increasing engagement on your Instagram posts. When it comes to funny alcohol posts, a good caption can add an extra layer of humor and appeal to your audience.

We understand that coming up with witty and clever captions can be challenging, but don't worry - we've got you covered! With our collection of funny alcohol captions, you'll never struggle to make your posts stand out again.

Best funny alcohol captions for instagram

Looking for the best funny alcohol captions? Look no further! Our curated selection of hilarious captions will have your followers rolling with laughter.

Cheers to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget.

I don't always drink, but when I do, I make it funny.

Sip happens, just add a funny caption.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy alcohol and that's pretty much the same thing.

Life is brewtiful when you have a good drink and a funny caption.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Forget love, fall in love with cocktails.

Let the evening be gin.

Drink up, buttercup!

Wine not, laugh a lot!

Short funny alcohol captions for instagram

Short and sweet is the way to go with alcohol captions. Check out our collection of short funny captions that pack a big punch.

Cheers!

Sippin' and gigglin'.

Less talking, more drinking.

No bad days when there's alcohol involved.

Drink responsibly? Nah, I prefer to drink hilariously.

Sip, sip, hooray!

Drink better, not less.

Drink happy thoughts.

Stay classy, sassy, and a little bit badassy.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Funny funny alcohol captions for instagram

Looking for some funny and witty alcohol captions? We've got you covered! Check out our collection of hilarious captions that will make your followers LOL.

In dog beers, I've only had one.

Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither does milk.

Drinking alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Cocktails and sarcasm, my two favorite things.

Drink some coffee and pretend it's alcohol.

I make pour decisions.

Drink responsibly? That's impossible when I'm funny and tipsy.

Dear alcohol, we had a deal. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer.

Alcohol: Because no good story ever started with a salad.

I like my coffee like I like my cocktails: strong and full of sarcasm.

Cute funny alcohol captions for instagram

Looking for some cute and adorable alcohol captions? Look no further! Check out our collection of cute alcohol captions that will make your followers say "aww".

Drink up, buttercup!

Sip happens, but it's more fun with you.

You're the tonic to my gin.

You're my boozy soulmate.

Life is better with a cute cocktail in hand.

My love for you is like tequila, it burns.

You're the lime to my tequila.

You're the straw to my cocktail.

You're the whiskey to my water.

You're the bubbles to my champagne.

Engaging funny alcohol captions for instagram

Engage your audience with these captivating alcohol captions. From thought-provoking to conversation starters, these captions will make your posts stand out.

Drink like there's nobody watching.

Is it Friday yet? Asking for a margarita.

Caption this: _______

In a relationship with alcohol.

If life gives you lemons, make a cocktail.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

May your cocktails be strong and your conversations stronger.

I'm too sober for this.

Show me your cocktails and I'll show you mine.

Drink good cocktails with great friends.

funny alcohol captions for instagram with Lyrics

Add a musical twist to your alcohol captions with these lyrics-inspired options. From classic hits to current tunes, these captions are sure to strike a chord with your followers.

Sippin' on sunshine.

I'm on the highway to drinks.

And it was all drinks, drinks, drinks.

Pour some sugar on me.

I got 99 problems but a drink ain't one.

Here's to the nights we don't remember, with the friends we won't forget.

All I do is wine, wine, wine no matter what.

Shots, shots, shots!

I just wanna dance with somebody, with somebody who loves cocktails.

I got the moves like Jäger.

Quotes for funny alcohol captions for instagram

Looking for some inspirational alcohol quotes? We've got you covered! Check out our collection of quotes that will add a touch of wisdom to your alcohol posts.

"In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is strength. In water, there is bacteria." - Unknown

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

"Life is too short to drink bad wine." - Unknown

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields

"I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

"I drink to make other people more interesting." - Ernest Hemingway

"I drink to make other people less interesting." - Don Draper

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." - W.C. Fields